03.24.06
Korean men world’s most selfish in bed
An international survey conducted by Bayer found that Korean men are the world’s worst in caring for their partner’s sexual needs. According to the survey, only 30 percent of middle-aged Korean men “thought it decisive whether they made any great impression.” (Presumably in bed.) Seventy percent of the respondents cited stress as the most influential factor in their sex life. Read the rest of the Chosun Ilbo article here.
03.23.06
Choosy Men Choose Choo
I present to you…racing girl Choo Mi-young. (Her name is so inviting.)

Notorious ‘Staches
Over at The Marmot’s Hole a visitor posed the question, “What is it about evil white dictators and fastidiously-trimmed moustaches?” This aroused my curiousity and I decided to do a Google search. (Actually I was looking for a photo of a moustachioed Margaret Thatcher). Unfortunately no such photos of Margaret but I did come across an interesting quiz on this site. Go give it a shot.
03.21.06
Homer does Seoul
Did you know that much of the animation for the Simpsons is done in Korea? Okay, so maybe you did. Here's a nice Reuters article (via MSNBC) on South Korea's AKOM Production Co., the company that does the animation. Check it out.
Japan wins WBC!

Ichiro and Japan defeated Cuba 10-6. Let round two of media bitching commence.
03.19.06
Pyongtaek evictions make Yahoo US
News of the evictions of farmers from their land in Pyongtaek has made the front page of Yahoo US. Read it here.
Team Korea’s amazing run ends
Korea’s magical run in the World Baseball Classic came to a crashing halt, losing 6-0 in the semi-finals to archrival Japan. Kim Byung-hyun reverted to his World Series form in the seventh inning, giving up two hits and three runs, including a home run to pinch hitter Kosuki Fukudome. Wasted was a fine performance by Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Jay Seo, who allowed just three hits and no runs in five innings of work.
This was the third meeting of the tournament between the two teams with Korea winning the first two. Because of a whacked out tournament format, however, Korea will head home with a 6-1 record while Japan advances to the title game with four wins and three losses. This needs to be fixed for the next tournament in 2009.
That said, I hope the Korean media don’t try to turn this into another conspiracy theory. The tourney format was decided long before anyone knew that Korea would manage to put together a string of wins to advance to the semi-finals. The bottom line is that these were the rules and the media must honor the fantastic effort of Team Korea by gracefully accepting the result.
03.18.06
Baseball and Feelings of Jung
A couple of years ago I heard a story about “jung”. A middle-aged woman (I’ll call her Sun-mi) spoke of a friend who had emigrated to the U.S. with her family and lived there for about twenty years. One day her friend’s husband died. The woman’s children had grown up and moved back to Korea years earlier, so the woman was alone. Neighbors knew of her situation and often dropped by to check on her and help out however they could but, unable to shake her feelings of isolation, she decided to move back to Korea. Sun-mi met her friend at the airport and, at a loss for words upon seeing her, walked up to her and simply gave her a hug. Her friend broke into tears and told her that Sun-mi had helped her when no one else could. This, the middle-aged woman told me, was “jung”.
When I heard her story I was cynical. I thought, “Neighbors (some of whom she likely knew for twenty years) offered this woman help and sympathy to no avail, yet a simple hug from a friend cured her ills?” I concluded that jung was nothing more than a crutch created by people unable to assimilate with other cultures. (At least this form of jung. Jung has evolved into many variations as it’s been passed down from generation to generation.) But the more I thought about her story, the more I realized that indeed most of us take special comfort in being around those whom we have known from early in life. It’s just that for Koreans, for a variety of reasons, the comfort is more intense.
I think this particular concept of jung has played a role in the success of the Korean team in the World Baseball Classic (WBC). Though certainly most of the Korean players haven’t known one another since childhood, they do often come from similar backgrounds. Korean athletes do not normally attend traditional high schools. If they are deemed talented enough, they are placed in special schools where academics take a back seat to athletic competition. In my opinion, these similar backgrounds combine with the natural tendency for Koreans to gather together to provide the necessary formula for the team to conjure up some jung. In the WBC, Koreans whose playing careers are in the U.S. and Japan have figuratively stepped off of the airplane and into the waiting arms of a friend.
One might wonder, even if the Korean team has somehow managed to slip in a little jung next to their bat rack, how could something so abstract give them an edge? I would suggest that it’s much like the role faith plays in self-healing. Our minds are affected deeply enough to allow something mysterious to transpire that in turn leads to accomplishments beyond expectations. I believe that the comfort level of playing with other members from the homeland has allowed a team of lesser (though obviously underrated) talent to collectively lift their individual games even higher. If you disagree, then you try explaining how Park Chan-ho (5.74 ERA in 2005) and Kim Byung-hyun (4.86) have been able to dominate in this tournament.
03.17.06
Why it’s so difficult to support the Korean team
from the Chosun-Ilbo
Translation (via Chosun-Ilbo):
Japan: We’ll make ‘em take Japanese baseball seriously for the next 30 years.
Mexico: Korean Baseball? We don’t know about that.
USA: We’ve only got to worry about Japan and Mexico. We can sweep the games with just 50 balls.
Coach: Make fun of the Korean team and you’re history. Got it?!!
I especially like the Japanese player’s buck teeth, the fat Mexican player, the American players with big noses, and the lone African-American player with big lips.
You know, I really want to get behind the Korean team and, when push comes to shove, I will. I’ve got a lot of Korean friends who are taking great joy in this tournament and I’m happy for them. But why can’t the Korean media show just an eensy bit of professionalism?


